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17 y/o · self-taught · vibe coder
underactors
i vibe-code things that shouldn't work — but do
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Selected work
01 — now showing & coming soon
The roles
02 — the poster lobby · walk left → rightrole nº 01
the night shipper
as seen in: every deadline, act v
PROP — coffee-stained mechanical keyboard
Arrives at 11pm. Delivers at 3am. Refuses applause, accepts stars.
role nº 02
the refactorer
as seen in: legacy codebase — a tragedy
PROP — one red marker, uncapped
Enters quietly. Deletes 4,000 lines. The plot improves immediately.
role nº 03
the demo god
as seen in: hackathon finals, one night only
PROP — an HDMI adapter (missing)
One take. No rehearsal. Somehow, it works — the crowd goes feral.
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manifesto
Tutorials teach syntax.
Breaking prod teaches everything else.
★★★★★
"Ships faster than the brief."
— a project partner★★★★★
"I asked for a page. I received a production."
— client, mostly recovered★★★★★
"Somehow both unhinged and reliable."
— teammate, 3:07 amAbout me
03 — the human behind the commitsbio.fountain — draft 7
INT. EMPTY THEATRE — NIGHT
A single spotlight. A FIGURE steps in, face unseen. A laptop glows. The keyboard clacks like rain.
FIGURE
(not looking up)
Seventeen. Self-taught. I don't do headshots — I do opening nights.
The cursor blinks. Somewhere, production breaks. The FIGURE smiles.
FADE TO BLACK.
whoami
17. self-taught. terminally online in the best way. I build fast, break things faster, and learn from the wreckage. If it renders in a browser, I'll bend it.
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→ deep in three.js shaders
→ open to cool projects
→ location: the internet
→ open to cool projects
→ location: the internet
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